001 SCREAM OF THE Ants MOHSEN MAKHMALBAF 002 Stop this nonsense. Let me kiss you. 00:05:29:00 00:05:32:23 003 Wait until Perfect Man marries us. 00:05:32:23 00:05:40:01 004 You know about my beliefs so stop playing with my nightmares 00:05:40:01 00:05:47:23 005 You know about my fear of hell. 00:05:47:23 00:05:57:23 006 Which hell?! There must be a God first to make hell, 00:05:59:09 00:06:06:23 007 Then burn us in it for a hot kiss. 00:06:06:23 00:06:16:23 008 What if there is a God? 00:06:21:05 00:06:25:06 009 What if there is a God? 00:06:27:14 00:06:29:22 010 What if there is none? 00:06:29:22 00:06:33:07 011 Then nothing but if there is one have to answer for all our sins. 00:06:34:01 00:06:41:21 012 If there is a God he has to respond to our unanswered questions. 00:06:42:06 00:06:49:12 013 If there was a God I’d grab him by the collar and 00:06:49:20 00:06:53:10 014 told him what kind of a world is this that he created? 00:06:53:10 00:06:57:01 015 God has no collar. 00:06:57:01 00:06:58:21 016 No collar? Then I’d grab his feet. 00:06:58:21 00:07:02:03 017 Dummy, God has no feet. No feet either?! 00:07:02:03 00:07:08:06 018 Hold my hand. 00:07:09:02 00:07:11:16 019 Then I’d danced the waltz with him. 00:07:12:02 00:07:16:24 020 But God is not a woman. 00:07:16:24 00:07:19:02 021 - And I’d ask him… - What would you ask? 00:07:19:02 00:07:22:07 022 Answers for all the unanswered questions. 00:07:22:07 00:07:26:01 023 - What if he wouldn’t answer? - I’d raise hell and burned him in it. 00:07:26:01 00:07:31:13 024 - How? - I’d give him a thousand questions. 00:07:31:13 00:07:37:01 025 Oh I am sizzled! 00:07:40:13 00:07:43:04 026 He already made the question you wAnt to ask him so he knows the answer… 00:07:43:04 00:07:49:24 027 with every blasphemy you say… oh I’m burned…I’m burned. 00:07:57:10 00:08:04:15 028 I’d give him a thousand unanswered questions to make his life like hell just like ours. 00:08:06:11 00:08:16:11 029 He made you and your questions so he knows the answer. 00:08:24:23 00:08:32:07 030 You can’t throw him in hell. 00:08:32:07 00:08:36:09 031 Then I’d make a heaven and throw him in it for so long 00:08:36:09 00:08:42:13 032 and made him to eat and sleep and make love with his Angeles. 00:08:42:13 00:08:47:07 033 That he would wish to die but couldn’t leave. 00:08:47:07 00:08:55:01 034 Your highness, if you exist please come sit on this chair. 00:09:00:05 00:09:09:03 035 I wAnt to talk to you. 00:09:09:03 00:09:12:21 036 I wAnt to see how you can answer for all this misery you created for us. 00:09:12:21 00:09:20:01 037 If religion is our way of salvation then why so many to confuse us? 00:09:21:02 00:09:30:03 038 Couldn’t you make only one religion so we wouldn’t be in so much trouble? 00:09:30:03 00:09:37:07 039 So you did not create all these religions. We made them. 00:09:37:07 00:09:43:02 040 We even created you. That’s why for every one you look like them. 00:09:43:02 00:09:51:10 041 Do you understand my point? 00:09:51:10 00:09:54:20 042 Did you hear me? Get what I’m saying? 00:09:54:20 00:09:59:17 043 Good that our meditation teacher gave us these chairs 00:10:02:11 00:10:06:08 044 to sit on so Perfect Man can marry us. 00:10:06:08 00:10:09:23 045 At least when we get tired we can sit on it. 00:10:09:23 00:10:13:05 046 The carpenter who made this chair was more precise than the God who created the world. 00:10:13:05 00:10:22:12 047 It is light, pretty, stylish and has four equal legs. 00:10:22:12 00:10:30:12 048 Plus it is truly useful but the world God created has some ugly and some unstable places. 00:10:30:12 00:10:40:12 049 As if there was no talent behind it. So either God does not exist 00:10:40:12 00:10:42:22 050 or if he does he couldn’t think further. 00:10:42:22 00:10:50:04 051 Do you know what God is laughing at? He is watching from up there and sees us 00:10:50:04 00:10:56:20 052 as two cock roaches sitting in the middle of the desert criticizing existence. 00:10:56:20 00:11:06:20